All Good Things

Jus like dat dere Bingo TV 'n all dem broke up Bachelor romances, all good things mus come ta an end. Ma big ole head jus can't get aroun da fac dat da Yuba Post done gone under. Ah mus go out to da streets o' Brooklyn now to find some brew ta drown ma sorrows in.

Ah's so broke up ah can't even think o' no limerick-pic ta suit dis sad occasion...

P.J.

A guy learning to do stuff with a book

Didja eva have ta teach someone ta use a computa for da firs time? Heah's your revenge!